Continuing my Facebook-related rants

I love Urban Dictionary; it's so stupid, yet so useful at the same time.

Take yesterday's word of the day:

Wow, now there's a made-up word for my least favorite thing people do on Facebook!

Awesome.

Weird shit people post on Freecycle

Wait a minute, the video is available on Amazon--let's check it out...

Yeah, um...I think I'll pass!

Random thought for Wednesday

God, Facebook is so much less annoying now that I've employed that handy little "Hide" feature. I don't need to hear about every single little effing thing you're doing/every asinine thought that pops in your head/your political slants, thankyouverymuch.

Feminine itch

I thought I'd seen people offer everything possible on Freecycle, but this one takes the cake.

Gross. I don't know what I'm more disturbed about: The fact that someone is offering a free tube of vaginal cream, the fact that she refers to it as "vag cream" or the likelihood of someone taking--and using--free vag cream.

Ew.

My kind of place

Random thought for Friday

I like to shop at Rite Aid because it makes me feel like a giant thanks to their tiny shopping carts. It's freaking awesome.

There's something seriously wrong if I'm the fast one on the freeway

What the feck is up with all these damn people driving like old women tonight?

First of all, that's MY job.

Secondly, why is everyone going the speed limit? We're in California where the minimum speed is 5 MPH over the speed limit. Did I take a wrong turn and end up in Oregon?

Okay, I'm seriously going to have to start driving like it's Grand Theft Auto and run down a couple of these bitches...at 70 MPH.